20 Jokes from Children That Are Crazy Funny

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Kids are master joke tellers. This is just an unequivocal fact. They may be struggling with pretty much every other aspect of life—they’re still learning to read and write and use the potty and put on clothes by themselves—but when it comes to jokes, they have adults beat every time. If you don’t believe us, you’ve probably never had an original joke told to you by a child. We hate to be the ones to break it to you, but you’ve been missing out on some of the best comedy ever created.

Note: Before you dig in, know that jokes from children are often clever and they’re often wildly nonsensical (to the point that you’re really scratching your head), but the point is that the children get them—and they’re usually delivered with an energy that is too infectious not to make you howl with laughter. Here are 50 of our favorite jokes written by kids, which are so crazy funny that Netflix should be giving them all their own comedy specials.

1
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nach-o cheese!

2
Why did the skeleton have no shoes?

Because he had no money to buy them!

3
What do spies eat instead of McDonald’s?

Spydonalds!

4
What did the fox say to the chicken in the restaurant?

I am sorry we don’t serve seeds here—only chickens!

5
Do you like ice cream?

Then maybe you should marry it!

6
What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing. It just waved!

7
What do you call a tiger with glasses on?

A scientist tiger!

8
What is the best thing to say when you live by yourself and you get home?

Honey, I’m home. Just kidding, I live on my own!

9
Why are zombies fast?

To catch the bus!

10
What did the pepper say to the cow?

“You one spicy lookig cow!”

11
What two things make your sister happy?

“I love you” and a 50% discount!

12
What’s brown and hairy and likes to go on holiday?

A coconut on holiday!

13
Does your dog wear a sunhat when its hot?

No, just pants!

14
Knock knock, who’s there?

Alice.
Alice who?

IT IS MONDAY, GO TO SCHOOL!

15
When do babies go to college?

When they are smart!

16
What dog can jump higher than a building?

Every dog, ‘cause a building can’t jump!

17
Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because crocodooladoo is good family name!

18
What do you get when you cross a T-rex and a chicken?

Nothing but death!

19
Why did the cow go to the movies?

Because movies!

20
What is furry and lays eggs and also flies?

Hot air chicken egg!

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